Heres a joke and love quote

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES?Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! Whatthe hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'partyatmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in thiscountry would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thussaving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we couldcharge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of thetips, including lap dances and 'special services.'Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing nakedwomen. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industrywould see record revenues.This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a goldenopportunity to turn a liability into an asset.Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?Sincerely,Bill Clinton did u think that was funny heres the llove quote:"No disguise can long conceal love where it exists, or long feign it where it is lacking." Francois La Rochefoucauld i don't really get this one sort of but not really but if u really want funny jokes check out Francis Sharkshot's blog