2013

You still alive?

Wow

ummm yeah

The happenings

I had about 5min of downtime the other so i play the Ping Pong game on my IGoogle so at 1 point the score is 8 to 2 I'm winning then i score another 1 more point to win then all of a sudden the ball goes super fast and I'm like WTF and i end up losing. I later forgot my anger 8( Do yuo have any crazy games cheating you?

Check this 1 out

Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're not workinghard enough. Build huge piles of documents around yourworkspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the sameas today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high andwide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, burythe document you'll need halfway down in an existing stackand rummage for it when he/she arrives idk about this one heres the love quote i like this one "Real love stories never have endings." Richard Bach thx for reading stay tuned the anwer for the joke What is bright eyed and has a bushy tail the answer is a squirell on crack

Heres a joke and love quote

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES?Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! Whatthe hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'partyatmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in thiscountry would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thussaving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we couldcharge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of thetips, including lap dances and 'special services.'Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing nakedwomen. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industrywould see record revenues.This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a goldenopportunity to turn a liability into an asset.Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?Sincerely,Bill Clinton did u think that was funny heres the llove quote:"No disguise can long conceal love where it exists, or long feign it where it is lacking." Francois La Rochefoucauld i don't really get this one sort of but not really but if u really want funny jokes check out Francis Sharkshot's blog

My Love

I have recently fell in love with my boo Google (don't tell my gf) I have created a website exclusively for my family i have downloaded this acrchitect type thing that gives me headaches, i like using the apps for Google maps, i have used the G1 and loved it. The question is Google or be Googled.

Heres a little jokey wokey

Alright I'm walking down the street and i see an old man crying. So i stop and ask whats wrong he replies 'well I'm retired, I'm rich, i live in a manion, and i have a hot 23 year old wife that has sex with me every night'. So i ask him why are you crying he says ' I can't rember my way home'. Joke is from IGoogle hope you liked it not as good as Frank's though